Ummm... not in my world. Do you watch Modern Family? I felt like we were the only ones on the planet that do not watch it so this week we tuned in. What a funny show! I'm not sure if it was super-funny just for Halloween or what, but it is now set on the DVR.
If you do watch you understand the title of this post. I called... well that is not true... Side Story... Jamie called me this afternoon to inform me that I do definitely look like the meanest person on creation when I drive. The first time she called I informed her that she must have caught me on a bad day. So, today she confirmed that, no I am definitely a mean-face driver. Who knows? I apparently need to hook the Ipod up and start driving to Dolly Parton more often. Maybe it is my big fabulous sunglasses? I don't know. I promise I do not intend to look that way. Just honk and wave at me next time and I will smile big.
Back to the point... while trying to justify my driving face I went into a rant of why I could look mean. It's been a week. Nothing bad, I have just been a grump. Just one of those funks I suppose. This morning I was running around like a mad woman and was told to leave the house and Daddy would get the little girl to school. Then I couldn't find my keys, yesterday it was a check, Wednesday it was the church fall festival that Amelia was not excited about. Just one of those poo-poo, nothing is really wrong but I am in a foul mood weeks. And I have decided that I need a chauffeur (along with a Nanny and a maid and a gay male best friend who will dress me).
I was explaining to Jamie the humor in Modern Family and said "Why can't lazy cure my crazy? Whenever I am lazy to take a break from the crazy, the next 2 days are even crazier than the day before the lazy. What the heck?" And we decided it is either because a. I am not a gay male or b. because I don't live inside a tv show. So, basically what you are saying is that I am SOL? Basically. Well, that is just great. Anyone want to put me on tv? I promise I am awfully entertaining.